I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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