Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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