just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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