He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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