goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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