With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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