Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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