No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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