i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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