Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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