Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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