no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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