I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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