so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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