youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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