nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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