Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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