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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My bed smells like the plague
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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