So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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