Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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