My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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