idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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