Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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