his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
