i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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