pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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