I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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