And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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