no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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