I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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