just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You were trust falling into bushes
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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