Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Enjoy the penises
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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