Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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