bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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