He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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