I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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