An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Everclear isn't food dammit
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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