I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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