I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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