So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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