He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
not ubering you a puppy
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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