just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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