i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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