Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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