Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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