: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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