Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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