Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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