Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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