doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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