MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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