I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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