there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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