About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So much Jack, so little girl.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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